Written: Sometime in 2010
1. The “Shitty” Incident in Jss1: This one was BADT!!! I had an agricultural science test, I had not studied at all…so naturally stress kicked me so hard in the nuts I had to pee. And soon. The teacher let me go after plenty begging but you know how it is: “go and come back in 15 seconds” he said. Probably thought I wanted to go cheat or something…cant blame him. Anyway I was ran as fast as I could cus the clock was ticking down. Cuz I was rushing…I stepped on someones shit. YES someones shit, tied-up in a black nylon bag and it popped like a pinyata. Shit all over my WHITE school uniform top…I didnt know if to be disgusted or angry. But I still had a test to take, so I bought some pure water sharply from the food lady and washed some of it off (she even gave me my change today without screaming like a mumu, I mustve really looked pitiful). I still went for the test…and everyone in class had their fill of jokes. I thought I’d ever live it down.
So Imagine my surprise when like a year later me and my guys were chillin in school and one said “hey do you remember that stupid guy that came into Agric test with shit all over his body?” I just wanted to bury my head in the ground UNTIL he said “Errmm it was Kanayo abi? Haahaha yeah I think it was him. No wonder he changed schools sef that stuff was terrible”. I even joined the convo sef like : “haha yeah I’m sure its cuz of the shame, idiot like him”
Just ne year….and they forgot. But I wont EVER forget though lol
This one is only available on the aphroden facebook page…
3. The Rejection:
For the first time in my life I was stright-up rejected by a chick. I felt horrible, my 100% success rate with girls is something I always felt good about. If saw a girl I was attracted to and felt nervous I’d be tellin myself “guy…you know you have NEVER EVER EVER EVER been turned down. 100% success rate jor. Now go for it…”.
So Imagine the blow this wicked girl has delt to a bruthas self-esteem. Straight up calling this girl and she dosent pick my calls, even if she does not she acts so uninterested. Shes wicked sha, shouldve just not given me her number in the first place instead of dragging me along…probably uses me as a convo topic to laugh with her friends. The last straw was when I tried calling and she never bothered to pick or call back…for like a month.
Now this proves what Yemi has been telling me since “No person in the life has a 100% success rate, unless youre a celebrity. And even they mustve gotten rejected before they got famous. Not every babe will feel you regardless of how fine you are or whatever….”
Funny enough a few months later the girl suddenly added me on Facebook, Skype, etc. Telling me she misses my company…she de craze. DEUCES B***h.
Yep…time does heal all wounds…I just had to remind myself of this fact cuz of todays “moment”. I feel better already.